Here’s real Brad and fake Brad pretending they’re ballerinas.
Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That’s my fucking dream!
Gentlemen, from now on we’re gonna have to earn our stories.
They call Colbert “The Iceman.” Wiry and fair-haired, he makes sarcastic pronouncements in a nasal whine that sounds like comedian David Spade.
TUNNG — Bullets
We’re catching bullets in our teeth
It’s hard to do but they’re so sweet